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Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit.
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Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
How I wish I grew up.
I second this. Also, wasn’t going to reblog at first, but then I saw that frog and I about died. This is so perfect. I want to re-do my childhood.
She’s so cute, too.
I’m waiting for a Cady Heron joke.
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"I’m scared if I stop drinking all at once the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."
— Grantaire, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
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Now that Upfronts are over, we can finally present this completed grid of 2013’s fall TV schedule. Click over to EW.com for the full chart — and to see trailers for all those highlighted new shows, simply by hovering your mouse over a given series title.
Now that Upfronts are over, we can finally present this completed grid of 2013’s fall TV schedule. Click over to EW.com for the full chart — and to see trailers for all those highlighted new shows, simply by hovering your mouse over a given series title.
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
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